Bipolar and oddly aligned.
Loud, rude, and pretentious.
Generally pleasant and good-natured.
Introverted and sensitive.
Logical, precise, and formidible.
Versatile but relaxed and melancholy.
Scholarly, thorough, and determined.
Drunk on vodka.
That you are forever associated with the holiday season.
An actual stone or bronze monument.
A Broadway musical based on your works.
Just your work, because it stands for itself.
Your house and desk, kept as organized as you did.
The fact that only a select few can tackle the difficulties
of your work, and many unworthy people have been carted
off to the funny farm trying.
A prestigious school named after you.
A vodka brewery named after you.